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5 Games Indians will get a gold for HANDS-DOWN!!
1. THE SPITTING RANGE:
cause India's stations, corners of roads, elevators and dustbins (thankfully spitting in the dustbins now) cannot be completely white for one whole week!! we tend to paint the town red!! most of them miss their mark....but as they say practice makes a MAN perfect, with a little bit of practice sure some Indians can reach the level to become a top performer.
2. THE LINE OF DEFENSE:
For sure the local trains has taught the Aunty's in the 2nd Class compartment a thing or two (fighting, abusing, FLYING inside the train) but the most appropriate place where they apply their learning is at the entrance of the train, they do not let others enter, they for sure make the best line of defense, if you can get into a local Mumbai train at peak hours, or fast trains or GET OUT OF THE TRAIN!! ALIVE!! BLESS YOU!!
3. MY WAY OR THE HIGH WAY:
the most important thing to learn from your mother, no not cooking but it is the art of bargaining.
" bhaiya na apka na mera, mein final itna dungi, bhaiya aur thoda masaala daala." haven't we all heard this growing up. when with your mom, trust her you would end up buying stuff at the best price!!
4. TRUST ME I KNOW:
one thing all our Indian Uncle's and Aunty's are best at "BETI/ BETA MERI BAAT MANLOO". every one is here to give advice, DO THIS, DO THAT, SHE/HE IS DOING IT YOU DO IT TOO, I KNOW etc etc. they not only try to influence us but do so in front of our parents, which then after these great adviser's leave turn into nagging for the rest of the week!! Thank you!!
5.THE THUMKA
Saved the best for the last, the THUMKA being one of the all time favorite dance move, thanks to BOLLYWOOD!! is the most practiced move in India. with one hand on our hip and one on our head, coupled with a sideways pelvic push...we desi girls and boys can truly ROCK YOUR WORLD!! so for any game requiring aada, nakhrey, colours, beats, be assured the trophy is ours!!
5 Games Indians will get a gold for HANDS-DOWN!!
1. THE SPITTING RANGE:
cause India's stations, corners of roads, elevators and dustbins (thankfully spitting in the dustbins now) cannot be completely white for one whole week!! we tend to paint the town red!! most of them miss their mark....but as they say practice makes a MAN perfect, with a little bit of practice sure some Indians can reach the level to become a top performer.
2. THE LINE OF DEFENSE:
For sure the local trains has taught the Aunty's in the 2nd Class compartment a thing or two (fighting, abusing, FLYING inside the train) but the most appropriate place where they apply their learning is at the entrance of the train, they do not let others enter, they for sure make the best line of defense, if you can get into a local Mumbai train at peak hours, or fast trains or GET OUT OF THE TRAIN!! ALIVE!! BLESS YOU!!
3. MY WAY OR THE HIGH WAY:
the most important thing to learn from your mother, no not cooking but it is the art of bargaining.
" bhaiya na apka na mera, mein final itna dungi, bhaiya aur thoda masaala daala." haven't we all heard this growing up. when with your mom, trust her you would end up buying stuff at the best price!!
4. TRUST ME I KNOW:
one thing all our Indian Uncle's and Aunty's are best at "BETI/ BETA MERI BAAT MANLOO". every one is here to give advice, DO THIS, DO THAT, SHE/HE IS DOING IT YOU DO IT TOO, I KNOW etc etc. they not only try to influence us but do so in front of our parents, which then after these great adviser's leave turn into nagging for the rest of the week!! Thank you!!
5.THE THUMKA
Saved the best for the last, the THUMKA being one of the all time favorite dance move, thanks to BOLLYWOOD!! is the most practiced move in India. with one hand on our hip and one on our head, coupled with a sideways pelvic push...we desi girls and boys can truly ROCK YOUR WORLD!! so for any game requiring aada, nakhrey, colours, beats, be assured the trophy is ours!!
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